nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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