The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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