i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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