Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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