help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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