Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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