All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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