i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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