Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
ugly people sure do ruin things
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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