omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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