Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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