My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
