People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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