i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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