when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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