I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
