I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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