i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
