you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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