ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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