He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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