You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
What drink are we having for lunch?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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