There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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