Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Drunk is a universal language darling
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