No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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