Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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