He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
God I need to hump something, right now.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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