dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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