i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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