GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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