You made me cry and you don't even care
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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