talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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