Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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