Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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