no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
