You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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