this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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