Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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