rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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