belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
