Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
