I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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