Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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