We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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