I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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