Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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