You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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