But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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