why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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