i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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