There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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